Police: Burglar Left Feces on Front Porch
After stealing statues, picture frames and dolls, a burglar left feces on the front porch of an Owings Mills home.
A burglar who stole several items from an Owings Mills home left something for the homeowners: feces.
According to Baltimore County Police, a burglar stole a crystal bowl, two crystal golf statues, two picture frames, four or five porcelain dolls and left feces on the front porch of a home on a private road in the Caves Valley Golf Club area in Owings Mills on Sunday, Sept. 30.
Police believe the burglar is somebody known to the victim, but that feces have not been involved in previous incidents.
“Feces on the front porch?” said Lt. Stephen Doarnberger, assistant commander of the Baltimore County Police’s Franklin Precinct. “That’s new.”
The incident occurred between 6:30 a.m. and 11:30 a.m., according to a police report.
Steve
2:13 pm on Monday, October 1, 2012
That should be an easy crime to solve. You have to drive past the security guard to get there
Tim
2:24 pm on Monday, October 1, 2012
I hate to be the one who does DNA analysis on that!
JDStuts
9:47 am on Tuesday, October 2, 2012
What about the poor sap who has to take a comparative sample from a suspect?
Tim
11:01 am on Tuesday, October 2, 2012
We won't see this on a CSI episode!
Jackie
4:47 am on Tuesday, October 2, 2012
Sounds personal
Sharon G
8:59 am on Tuesday, October 2, 2012
Who steals crystal golf statues? That is personal.
John K
9:39 am on Tuesday, October 2, 2012
The loser.
John Doe
1:40 pm on Tuesday, October 2, 2012
Maybe the burglar heard a noise and it scared the sh-- out of him/her.
Gomer Pyle
2:59 pm on Tuesday, October 2, 2012
The getaway car wasn't the only thing that left skid marks. I'm assuming the turd burglar didn't wipe himself........
Steve
2:43 pm on Wednesday, October 3, 2012
Even if they do solve the case of the "Dastardly Defecator" Caves will probably squash it to avoid the publicity.
Zoobie
9:04 pm on Wednesday, October 3, 2012
Sounds like a bunch of S*&% to me !
Line 'em up and take a swab Danno.
John
2:55 pm on Sunday, October 7, 2012
Well aint that some shit